Fun facts 001

When I was born, I got a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I can't remember what I chose."

"Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory."

"A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects."

"There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri-Weekly, Try-Weekly, and Try-Weakly."

"A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing......"

"Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't."

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact ?
A: Breasts don't have eyes. Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed", many men still sleep with their wives !!!